I Couldn't Make This Shit Up If I Tried
I was lucky enough to catch my bus yesterday just as the highschools were letting out. The bus was quickly stuffed with screaming, swearing, extremely entertaining students. I tend to think that I look so young for my age, and sometimes wonder why people don't stop me on campus and ask me if I'd like them to help find my parents. However, when I take a second to eavesdrop at 3:30 on a downtown bus, I begin to understand why I atleast don't sound like a 14 year old. Yesterday I overheard the following:
"You gonna get fucking tanked with us on Friday?"
"I dunno, you gonna share your alcohol with us?"
"I dunno, maybe, I only have 3 bottles of wine."
"What are you anyways, like I never know how to say that, but like what are your parents or whatever?"
"Oh, she's Yugoslavian, French, and Capricorn."
"What's crap-icorn?"
"You gonna get fucking tanked with us on Friday?"
"I dunno, you gonna share your alcohol with us?"
"I dunno, maybe, I only have 3 bottles of wine."
"What are you anyways, like I never know how to say that, but like what are your parents or whatever?"
"Oh, she's Yugoslavian, French, and Capricorn."
"What's crap-icorn?"
posted by lowercasecarmen at 4:08 PM
4 Comments:
wow, i just don't miss highschool..... hows exams?
nice. then one tries to think back and wonder if he was just as retarded at that age.
but ya, apparently i look too young for my age; this one douche trying to sell a newspaper subscription at my house actually laughed when i told him i was a legal age resident of the home. (what ensued was unpleasant)
I've always found teenager-speak to be inspirational. Not.
Is "crapicorn" anything like caramel corn?
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