A Lazy Sunday Afternoon
Me: I don't know what the hell I'm gonna cook for myself when I move out? Well, yeah actually I have a pretty accurate idea; nothing.
My darling mother: Oh you'll figure something out.
Me: Maybe. I might just lose weight and become even more emaciated than I already am. That's just what I need.
My darling mother: You need to tell me your secret to staying thin.
Me: It's called apathy.
My darling mother: Well, you're not gonna die.
Me: Thanks for the heads up.
My darling mother: Oh you'll figure something out.
Me: Maybe. I might just lose weight and become even more emaciated than I already am. That's just what I need.
My darling mother: You need to tell me your secret to staying thin.
Me: It's called apathy.
My darling mother: Well, you're not gonna die.
Me: Thanks for the heads up.
posted by lowercasecarmen at 4:57 PM
5 Comments:
You could easily live off of eggs and grilled ham and cheese everyday. I can't cook worth shit, but I can make those :)
(I know my comments sucks, I just wanted you to know I'm reading, even though I'm far away :)
stop worrying about your comments nat!
make stir fry. it's the easiest thing in the world and you don't get fat.
aren't mothers helpful? try mixing tomato sauce and cremo's (you can steal both from mcdonalds) i hear it makes a mean tomato soup
Hahahahaha! Your dry wit is pure genius. Genius, I say!
Also I can send you a couple simple recipes if you like. Mind you if you're really apathetic about cooking then I'd say go for those skillet sensations things or whatever they're called -- the bags of pre-made stuff in the frozen foods section. Thanks to the miracle of modern chemicals, a lot of that stuff actually tastes pretty good. And just think of all that extra sodium you'll get!
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