Haik-Me, Haik-U

Let's gather around,
It's time for wicked haikus,
Hold on tight you fools.

Packets of Kool-aid,
A mere rainbow in my glass,
Fun in my tummy.

Too apathetic,
Should cook myself some dinner,
Mmm, liquid sugar.

Ring, ring says my phone,
Come out and play now Carmen,
Time to seize the night.