He's Lucky That I Think Everything He Says Is Funny
Al: I burnt my mouth so bad tonight, seriously, so bad.
Me: Aw poor thing, on what?
Al: Perogies, damn things. They were filled with bacon. And pain.
Me: Oh really? That's a good fillling. Did you get them at Safeway?
Al: Fuck. I burnt everything tonight. I put the onions in the pan and then burnt them. I put the perogies in after that and burnt them. Then I burnt my fucking mouth....Then I burnt my self esteem.
Me: Hahaha. How unlucky. Maybe it's cause it's 666.
Al: OH MY GOD, IT'S 666? THAT'S TODAY? SHIT. What time is it!? Oh shit, I missed 6:66 o'clock.
Al: Oh shit, that doesn't exist...
Al: Are you gonna write about this on your blog?
Me: I just did.
Me: Aw poor thing, on what?
Al: Perogies, damn things. They were filled with bacon. And pain.
Me: Oh really? That's a good fillling. Did you get them at Safeway?
Al: Fuck. I burnt everything tonight. I put the onions in the pan and then burnt them. I put the perogies in after that and burnt them. Then I burnt my fucking mouth....Then I burnt my self esteem.
Me: Hahaha. How unlucky. Maybe it's cause it's 666.
Al: OH MY GOD, IT'S 666? THAT'S TODAY? SHIT. What time is it!? Oh shit, I missed 6:66 o'clock.
Al: Oh shit, that doesn't exist...
Al: Are you gonna write about this on your blog?
Me: I just did.
posted by lowercasecarmen at 9:58 PM
3 Comments:
i didnt say 'oh shit that dosnt exsist'
i said, 'damn i just missed 6:66 oclock- that dosnt exsist...
its like part of the same sentance.
its funnyer like that.
and i belive it was chedar not bacon.
But no ones perfect.
Just kidding.
...(Me)
think about it.
Ooooooh excuse me mr. I-Never-Post-On-My-Barren-Blog!
I'll never buy you a baby bottle pop AGAIN!!!
Dont ever say that.
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