...And You Lose Some
This morning I told myself that I'd eat really healthy, you know, after all the Easter chocolate and pie. I got off to a good start with some green peas but hit a slight bump in the road later on. As I was periodically spraying whipping cream onto my finger and then licking it off, I suddenly remembered my earlier plea. I suppose you could say I have a selective memory.
posted by lowercasecarmen at 1:49 PM
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Haha, I wonder who this one is from. Naw, no yearnings for facebook. Sorry.
i don't know what 'facebook' is, but i do know whore is not nice. maybe you should have started off with some less detestable than peas. i mean, if you had given your body the pleasure of fruit, rather than the most vile of the vegetable brethren, your mind would have forgiven you, and remembered. unless they were fresh peas from the pod. then, all above is negated. sadly, given the season, i can only assume they were the green slime from the can.
No, no, they were the fresh kind in the pod. And the whipping cream, the fresh kind from the can.
yet.
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